Ok... let's see...I haven't got my period yet, but I've been eating massive amounts of chocolate in the form of fudge brownies so I'm sure I'm due soon. FUCKITY FUCK.You know, I haven't heard of anybody dying of TSS lately, so I suppose we've made some success... down there. :-P It makes me sound like I'm talking about fucking Australia.Wait--if Maddox loves gratiuitous lesbians having sex while eating beef jerky, why the FUCK does he hate Ellen DeGeneres?Oh, and one more thing. HOW THE HELL AM I DATING THREE GUYS?!
Maddox is highly selective. I think he hates Ellen Degeneres because she doesn't have gratuitous lesbian sex in public. I think chocolate is an instigator. I couldn't find my precious Godiva Dark Belgian and my period was late. Then I had half a tub at Nan's and started it two days later. Theory: Chocolate ncessary for normal period?