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by muenster (muenster)
at July 1st, 2005 (10:30 am)

Ok... let's see...

I haven't got my period yet, but I've been eating massive amounts of chocolate in the form of fudge brownies so I'm sure I'm due soon. FUCKITY FUCK.

You know, I haven't heard of anybody dying of TSS lately, so I suppose we've made some success... down there. :-P It makes me sound like I'm talking about fucking Australia.

Wait--if Maddox loves gratiuitous lesbians having sex while eating beef jerky, why the FUCK does he hate Ellen DeGeneres?

Oh, and one more thing. HOW THE HELL AM I DATING THREE GUYS?!

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Posted by: causticgit (causticgit)
Posted at: July 1st, 2005 06:09 pm (UTC)

Maddox is highly selective. I think he hates Ellen Degeneres because she doesn't have gratuitous lesbian sex in public.

I think chocolate is an instigator. I couldn't find my precious Godiva Dark Belgian and my period was late. Then I had half a tub at Nan's and started it two days later.

Theory: Chocolate ncessary for normal period?

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